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Mormonland Conspiracy
By Chris Prik
Mormonland Conspiracy is a collection of short stories about one's encounter with the culture shock and assimilation to the Holy Land from the debaucherous slums of the Big Easy.
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Crickets in Mormonland
When spring is upon us. The sun is shining, and the snow has melted. The world turns beautiful in Mormonland. But just as quick as the...
Chris Prik
Sep 12, 20244 min read
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Waffle House in Mormonland
Twas the year 1955 in Avondale Estates, Georgia. Two neighbors were moved by the Lord and gifted the idea for the creation of the most...
Chris Prik
Apr 22, 20245 min read
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An Infestation in Mormonland
Sorry it’s been so long; I’ve been busy traveling for work. I like traveling and observing all the strange places and customs of people...
Chris Prik
Apr 14, 20244 min read
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Mormonland Exiles
I asked the internet what the wealthiest religion in the world was and it was the LDS church at an estimated 200 billion. The closest...
Chris Prik
Mar 20, 20244 min read
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John Wicked in Mormonland
For a religious community so strict with rules and loopholes, the people of Mormonland don’t give one single fuck about traffic laws....
Chris Prik
Mar 12, 20245 min read
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Mormonland Needs Statue People
Sometimes I like going to another state just to have access to Pornhub. It's the little things, you know, crawfish, shrimp po'boys,...
Chris Prik
Mar 9, 20246 min read
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Mormonland Loopholes
I think it's safe to say I'm pretty plugged into the Mormonland underground. I found my people and just stuck around. It was a beautiful...
Chris Prik
Feb 29, 20245 min read
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Mormonland IS the Wild Wild West
Living life in Mormonland, you forget that it’s in the middle of the Wild Wild West. I mean it’s the fucking desert too. Just try to...
Chris Prik
Feb 27, 20243 min read
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Look both ways in Mormonland
First of all, I’m not bashing Mormonland or the Mormons. Ok, maybe the Mormons a little bit. I’m mostly intrigued. But I just...
Chris Prik
Feb 25, 20243 min read
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The Air in Mormonland
The first time I came to SLC in the winter was surreal. It was quite the winter wonderland. I had only seen shit like that in movies and...
Chris Prik
Feb 19, 20243 min read
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Finding My People in Mormonland
Entering Salt Lake City from New Orleans is kind of like stepping into the Twilight Zone. Well, going anywhere outside of New Orleans is...
Chris Prik
Feb 12, 20243 min read
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Welcome to Mormonland
All I ever knew about Salt Lake City was from the movie SLC Punk and the cult documentaries about the Mormons. Other than that, I barely...
Chris Prik
Feb 9, 20242 min read
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